Insulting SMS

☻ I think the sun shines out of your are.
Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

☻ Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons.
Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.

☻ Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

☻ Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

☻ Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.

☻ He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

☻ I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

☻ Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop.

☻ Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.

☻ If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat.

☻ If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in.

☻ Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.

☻ Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?

☻ Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut.

☻ Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going.

☻ Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails.

☻ Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

☻ Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

☻ I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.

☻ You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...

☻ Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

☻ Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

☻ Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

☻ Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.

☻ You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder.

☻ All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo..

☻ I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

☻ You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

☻ He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe.

☻ Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

☻ If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!

☻ You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.

☻ You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!

☻ I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

☻ Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

☻ Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

☻ Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

☻ I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.

☻ Well, they do say opposites attack...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

☻ I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

☻ Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

☻ You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!

☻ I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

☻ Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

☻ I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

☻ 4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
dogs obey wen u shout @ dem
dogs dont shop
u can giv away ur dogs children
any guy can get a good lookin dog!